twitter: Hey @coxtech1 I really hate Cox Cable ATM. I Moved apt, cable modem sync up fine cablecard is fucked because you idiots enjoy wasting time [#]

twitter: Now I’m on the phone with a Cox Tech for the CableCard issue; Yes it’s worse than it appears. IDIOTS [#]

twitter: Just got off phone with Cox tech Meer? and she said I have to wait 30minutes, she’ll call back, see if it works, then schedule truck roll. [#]

twitter: Cable Labs are bunch of low IQ’d numbskull IDIOTS who managed to do OK with cable modems, and fucking horrendous /w CableCards! Cox TV [#]

twitter: cablecard is partialy working. Missing channels only 5 more call till fully operational thanks to the asshole who didn’t activate last week [#]

twitter: RT @NOW_on_PBS ir of Accenture "curriculum & tests from pub university should be online 4 every1 to create job growth" http://bit.ly/10saJN [#]

twitter: spent 7min @ 0.10/min= $0.70 /w Cox Tech Meer "If it’s not the cablecard we $U" to send truck to fix CableCard IDIOTS tomorrow 10am-12pm [#]

twitter: Bullshit constant pain sucks. The pain means your alive. The anger shows feelings. Once stopped, you’re either healed, passed out or dead. [#]

twitter: OK then. The WB has an online web series, they said "Cut off your COCK" in it. Children’s Hospital LOL (via @robcorddry) http://tr.im/pFH0 [#]

twitter: Bathtime @twitter usage requires handheld mobile devices Duh! RT @yblud:http://bit.ly/wbr4j – girl dies tweeting in the tub electricity [#]

twitter: @INGDIRECT my first "piggy bank" I home built, made from LEGO, it accepted coins and had place for bills. [#]

twitter: @JoelTanner I <3 the freeway bypass for Lake Forest, makes it real easy to exit El Toro. [#]

twitter: Most Recent Mugshot http://ff.im/-4p2Qi [#]

twitter: damn I can’t find the nylon tape to put my shower head on. Still need to get a curtain, waiting on microwave indian food. [#]

twitter: just noticed I have the same IP address as the other apartment. Time to pick a new MAC address. TCP/IP DHCP magic [#]

twitter: Off to wal-mart [#]

twitter: Shower curtain aquired. Wal-mart FAIL no nylon thread tape. Going to have a very leaky shower. [#]

twitter: @OctEgon "Walk Like an Egyptian" is a number-one hit from the album Different Light by The Bangles in 1986. [#]

twitter: @atul Looks like @FriendFeed is sending up duplicates to your @twitter [#]

twitter: found another teflon/nylon thread tape too lazy to fix ATM. I have a feeling I’m going to hate the rounded shower rod taking up all my space [#]

twitter: 2012 http://ff.im/-4px1w [#]

twitter: 2012: The Prophecies from the Heart http://ff.im/-4px1v [#]

twitter: @netik damn I was getting into it ~12min in, then the video cut off. velocityconf [#]

twitter: right now is super fucking tired still awake time [#]

twitter: Waterboarding used on pot suspects, says London police officer http://ff.im/-4pKWf [#]

twitter: The triumph of Linux as a supercomputer OS http://ff.im/-4pKWe [#]

twitter: Ray Bradbury Still Hates The Internet http://ff.im/-4pKWd [#]

twitter: Compact marble machine http://ff.im/-4pKWc [#]

twitter: if there was ever a time for the Cox guy to not be 30 minutes super early. want moar sleep [#]

twitter: Cox Cable and to boot the guy is kneeling about 2 feet in front of me to the left, and there is a chair for him, I asked him to sit in. :\ [#]

twitter: You know Cox Cable isn’t working for it’s shareholders when they truck roll and the CableCard begins working after he calls HQ, says nada [#]

twitter: I’ve seriously lost count at how many times they’ve had basically non-issues and sent a guy out, made it worse, or it began working, no help [#]

twitter: Nothing Wrong Here!!! RT@routerguy:My 8 yr. old is watching Ren and Stimpy "happy happy joy joy" episode and singing along. good parenting [#]

twitter: Amen, parking cable RT@cksample:I’m so angry at badly formed legislation and waste of time structure for processing complaints right now. [#]

twitter: RT "I don’t think I would ever consider autoerotica asphyxiation unless maybe someone broke into my house and was strangling me anyway." [#]

twitter: @CoxTech1, guy came and left. Plz read my tweets, all he did was call into Tech HQ, walked outside a moment, began working, came back, left. [#]

twitter: @CoxTech1 Now by "all he did" well, he read Card ID to phone, hooked his tester to the cable outlet for signal, which was excellent, he said [#]

twitter: FINALLY!!! RT @google:If you requested a Google Voice invitation, keep an eye on your inbox — invites are on their way http://bit.ly/6ekBj [#]

twitter: So M$ TechNet canceled my FREE subscription weeks ago due to it being from a public URL, and they are still sending me emails; FAIL [#]

twitter: HAHA! Past month I haven’t been watching IDIOTS $MTCI stock. Today it fell 20% is now trading below $0.04. Thanks for the alert email Y! [#]

twitter: @CoxTech1 Yes, I only have one, and my @TiVo works GREAT! much better than your cable box/DVR ever had for me. [#]

twitter: If Senator Feinstein was on @twitter I’d tweet her to stop pandering to corporate interests and get on board with a Pres. Supported Reform [#]

twitter: @CZ try OpenOffice, I’ve never lost a document like that. M$ FAIL [#]

twitter: Also A New Term for female waxing styles. Landing Strip, now Trail. RT @TPIRhost:My new term for having sex: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail" [#]

twitter: WTF BOFA says on 2009.06.14 that I changed my address online and can’t do it again for 64 days, but DIDN’T CHANGE IT TILL LAST NIGHT FAIL [#]

twitter: Damn it, why did I just reply to the BOFA FAIL MAIL? They won’t get it, and it will just bounce CTAC errors IDIOTS [#]

twitter: Woah, this maybe wrong on so many levels, but I’m going to actually follow @LifeSip solely based on the rocking mustache in the Picture [#]

twitter: It appears that $MTCI failed to pay me and others due to the large $20k/month salary paid to the IDIOT CEO http://tr.im/pLdf Fired [#]

twitter: @cksample i thought the "key" with the Google Voice was you would only need one number, because the system was smart and had magical powers. [#]

twitter: WHACK! POOF! LOL RT @sarahk108:thanks @angelfire33325 Check this video out — Don’t Honk At Old People http://bit.ly/O7NTl [#]

twitter: I’m going to have to say EFF.org or Americans for Safe Access. http://ff.im/-4r5yu [#]

twitter: Go See BUZZ Aldrin!!! RT @therealBuzz:I have 3 book signings in LA/OC – Tues in Costa Mesa Borders SouthCoastPlaza 7p [#]

twitter: oh man you know what would be so great right about now? If someone were to magically knock at the door, and walk Negative for like 40minutes [#]

twitter: ok, walking sucks. time for the cane, good thing it’s "on top of" the mess and I can see it. Negative then nom and grocery Empty Fridge [#]

twitter: I’m at Daphne’s greek waiting for overpriced gyro and spread. nom food [#]

twitter: What’s Farsi for, "Death to my lower back pain" ?? pain hurting quite out of it. [#]

twitter: stick forks in me. new apt has closer parking spot. still sucks when you can not carry a lot and make many small trips. fuck gravity ouch [#]

twitter: مرگ را به درد به من پایین تر #زحمت [#]

twitter: "Death to my lower back pain" pain ; previous tweet translated with @google Persian ALPHA [#]

twitter: I wish @twitter would purge all the blocks from my followers list. delete [#]

twitter: I went nuts with the Febreeze in the bathroom because the fresh tub glaze is noxious, just ended up making things smell too much. headache! [#]

twitter: watching The Closer "Red Tape". It’s a sexy intellectual woman episode! Kyra Sedgwick vs. Marry McDonnell [#]

twitter: A Warranty for Health Care? http://ff.im/-4s7E0 [#]

twitter: Do Morons In A Hurry Like Lettuce Restaurants? http://ff.im/-4s7DS [#]

twitter: Health Insurance PR Exec Blows Whistle http://ff.im/-4s7DW [#]

twitter: /@imaje woah, you just blew my mind. Battlestar Closerlactica? McDonnell will be back, kinda obvious, good chemistry, and high rank in show. [#]

twitter: Overstimulated http://ff.im/-4sbJu [#]

twitter: Supreme Court declares strip search of 13-year-old student unconstitutional http://ff.im/-4sbJt [#]

twitter: VMWare: Rock and Roll http://ff.im/-4sbJy [#]

twitter: watching Good Eats. Alton Brown is showing me how to make party punch, but I rarely drink, so doubt I’ll ever get around trying them all. [#]

twitter: .@yblud A rebranded Turd is still a Turd. Whois shows original domain registered in 1996. Archive.org History too boring. http://tr.im/pPqK [#]

twitter: watching day old @conan_o_brien aka @coco_o_bibi on @tivo; Interesting to see Andy Richter not CoCo in the show info synopsis. [#]