twitter: An Instant Message is not, when it requires a far off remote "push service" to function. RT @cksample:AIM doesn’t work as well on 3G [#]

twitter: How @Twitter employees claim found things left at work. LOL RT @ded:eying the "double shot espresso & cream" in the fridge. [#]

twitter: watching a BBC america show. during commercial break they plug their facebook fan page. [#]

twitter: @docwho76 if that doesn’t scream i’ve been hacked by china. i dont know what does. [#]

twitter: @angry_azn_woman hey I just read that the 56-star Dutch chick was lying through her teeth! http://tr.im/px9v [#]

twitter: Girl who claimed her face was tattooed while sleeping comes clean http://ff.im/-4mb0g [#]

twitter: How Evil are Insurance Companies? http://ff.im/-4mb0i [#]

twitter: nice, a neighbor from across the way just shattered their bedroom window with a flying shoe. glass + grass = bad [#]

twitter: damn idiots on 2nd floor. "But the screen saved my show though!" shouted from below to a roommate above. [#]

twitter: I guess it was kind of classic, because bitch with dogs off leash walked by the path around moments after the shattering. [#]

twitter: The Dumb Pipe Paradox ― How open access networks build shareholder value http://ff.im/-4mfRy [#]

twitter: Mathematically modelling phantom traffic jams http://ff.im/-4mfRz [#]

twitter: Mathematically modelling phantom traffic jams http://ff.im/-4mfRA [#]

twitter: Wow, from XBMC to Boxee, now MLB. Made it to the Big leagues, "Pirate" code now grown up. http://tr.im/pxyb (via @om) [#]

twitter: damn it internet! Stop being so interesting and pointless for like a few hours so I can get some stuff done away from you. kthxbai [#]

twitter: Managed to get a co-ax RG-6 and cat-5 cable run from cable TV outlet into bedroom. Found a shit load of pincher insects under the carpet. [#]

twitter: even if its not heavy, all the walking and packing is leaving me hurting, totally burnt from pain; Movers should be here around 10am. [#]

twitter: @conan_o_brien I hope she does that one song which is popular, it will surely impress @ellendegeneress and I will even @TiVo it.</ Sarcasm > [#]

twitter: I wish that elephant would GTFO my groin and abdomen. pain [#]

twitter: How-to: Greenbox no-waste charging station http://ff.im/-4n2IT [#]

twitter: wow do I feel terrible right now. pain spasms cold tired dead ouch, I need to go back to bed. Movers here soon. [#]

twitter: Oi. Lots of pain. Movers are here, packing moving and doing good so far. HDTV was out in minutes. Living room almost empty. Hurting bad [#]

twitter: Movers just finished, taking 5. Then off to help @octegon quick style. Then back to 1st apt to clean up. pain 8/10 moving [#]

twitter: moving forgot my dyson vacum in other apt. Fucking tired. Already gave keys back. Get it tomorrow a.m. Need to setup internet, make bed [#]