twitter: FTC Going After Bloggers = Epic Fail – http://bit.ly/jCOVO
(via… http://ff.im/-4jfKX [#]

twitter: "Division of labor" LOL It’s good to finally "hear" @MrTeller "speak". Where you been hiding him @PennJillette? Thanks @LeoLaporte! [#]

twitter: Gah, more friggin boxes. I need some banker’s boxes this time, or buy filing cabinet. While out nom time too. boxes packing sucks bored [#]

twitter: Until KFC adds flame throwers in back next to fryers and starts stocking flan, I see no point in eating there. @ElPolloLoco nom food [#]

twitter: Found RJ45 Cable tester, sans 9V rechargeable, co-ax crimper, RG-6 screw-on ends. Got steel fishtape, RJ45 ends, 100% recycled banker boxes. [#]

twitter: On way out of grocery store earlier, got to see the Cool Ralph’s Manager tackle shoplifter who was getting physical after holding on outside [#]

twitter: WTF Really? Must see RT@Silverearthwind:Just watched @conan_o_brien get a tattoo on the tonight show. Wonder if its real…looked like it. [#]

twitter: Pilot buries man to save him after copter crash http://ff.im/-4jEtc [#]

twitter: The Negative Power of Positive Thinking http://ff.im/-4jEt5 [#]

twitter: Woman calls 911, then allegedly keys police car (AP) http://ff.im/-4jEt3 [#]

twitter: Cookie-dough illnesses may result in 200 layoffs http://ff.im/-4jEtb [#]

twitter: Georgia man wins big lottery prizes twice in week (AP) http://ff.im/-4jEt2 [#]

twitter: Typo cuts drug offender’s prison term http://ff.im/-4jEt4 [#]

twitter: Gimme a beer, imbecile! (Reuters) http://ff.im/-4jEt8 [#]

twitter: Oahu firefighters cause blaze at own fire station (AP) http://ff.im/-4jEt6 [#]

twitter: Bruno opens Amsterdam "pink light" brothel (Reuters) http://ff.im/-4jEta [#]

twitter: Crying toddler prompts Australia parliament re-think (Reuters) http://ff.im/-4jEt9 [#]

twitter: Dog walker trampled to death by cows http://ff.im/-4jEt1 [#]

twitter: Text inadvertently sent to NJ cop leads to arrests (AP) http://ff.im/-4jEt7 [#]

twitter: just tried playing with my new steel fish tape under carpet. it’s a real fucking pain in the ass. It doesn’t quite end up where It should be [#]

twitter: LOL .basketball @enoss if I had $250k I’d surely get .WTFlongestGTLDeverAllowedToBeRegisteredAndStealYourMoneyYearly WTF domains length [#]

twitter: Time To Start Thinking About Infinite Bandwidth http://ff.im/-4jMER [#]

twitter: Kids in the Hall – Sausages http://ff.im/-4jPSK [#]

twitter: drudging through thousands of pages of Workers Compensation paperwork as it goes into bankers boxes. sad packing [#]

twitter: Found "Benefits Paid Report" from SCIF 9/23/08. Costs for 2 level neck Fusion, just under $28k, with ~$176k total paid 4 money healthcare [#]

twitter: Bureaucrats are very likely to have on the job injuries, as I found out, have nice deep paper cut on right middle finger tip. filing pain [#]

twitter: "Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are subtle and quick to anger." found old stickers humor Think Geek [#]

twitter: Fucking IDIOT bitch with dogs off leash was out just now. This time they run up again and start barking and bite Negative. Left Prado VM. [#]

twitter: MAJOR PISSED OFF my back pain is enraged now from the bitch with off leash dogs vs Negative ‘n me holding on to his leash. [#]

twitter: *UGH* MY BACK HURTS PRETTY BAD ATM THANKS TO SOME BITCH WHO WALKS HER DOGS OFF LEASH PAIN 8/10 NERD RAGE FRUSTRATION [#]

twitter: .@Jon_Favreau Don’t fall in the water! Iron man doesn’t float, can’t save you. ;p [#]

twitter: @nambucom hey what’s up with "Service" changing while you type, annoying it changes/picks between 2 diff twitter accts or switch to pingfm? [#]

twitter: Production stills from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland http://ff.im/-4kh5G [#]

twitter: Murder in the White House – Jeff Goldblum http://tr.im/prry [#]

twitter: watching 1 of 2 episodes of Entourage television [#]

twitter: Wow, his Wikipedia page already updated. http://tr.im/prL5 RT @Jon_Favreau:RIP Ed McMahon. [#]

twitter: *phew* It’s Safe! "No beer spilled into the swamp." http://tr.im/prZo [#]

twitter: Can’t sleep. Legs on fire. My mind is burning. Just want to be sleeping right now. Need to be able to move tomorrow, and pack more later. [#]

twitter: Most Recent Mugshot http://ff.im/-4lCkE [#]

twitter: went to leasing office, spoke about off leash dogs. got new apt squared away, new parking, keys, etc. off to run errands and then pack more. [#]

twitter: Checking out new apt. got new paint. Same shit brown carpet. Tub glazed need curtain. I think there is 2 children living above. *thud*crash* [#]

twitter: 2:46 I take out money from the ATM. Run errands, just got back. Sit infront of computer, and 3:33 BOFA sends the email about the Deduction. [#]

twitter: Now imagine if companies didn’t junk mail customers about their phone service. RT@algore:A postage stamp a day http://ping.fm/nYFnt [#]

twitter: Oh geez. Did I see that one coming? Probably not. RT @therealBuzz:See me with @SnoopDogg at http://bit.ly/GzaQ6 [#]