twitter: Push me, and then just touch me until I can get my Satisfaction. Satisfaction Satisfaction Satisfaction… *DA… ♫ http://blip.fm/~8hawx [#]

twitter: Zicam quiet period is over. @neoblog and @frauenfelder first to get spammed Hello! [pic] http://ff.im/-49HBh [#]

twitter: Doctor Simon at Marina Hills Animal Hospital called me back to answer more q’s about the blood work results. He is very nice with his time. [#]

twitter: "I mean this with all respect, do either of you have Facebook?" RT @davewiner:Gates, Mullen Disagree About "twittering" http://tr.im/oZVt [#]

twitter: Zicam quiet period is over. @neoblog and @frauenfelder first to get spammed Hello! [pic] http://ff.im/-49HBh [#]

twitter: listening to "Feel the Pain – Dinosaur Jr." ♫ http://blip.fm/~8hd28 [#]

twitter: @desertpenquin did you find the end of the internet? There must be something left to look at, test, play with, glue, stab, tweak, burn… [#]

twitter: @desertpenquin That’s usually a great place to start. Go do some good will and get some dirt under your nails. [#]

twitter: lol first @davewiner and @marshallk Bad Hair Day podcast, 25 minutes in… Hilarity. *feedback* "Hello?!?" [#]

twitter: Iran Activists Get Assist from ‘Anonymous,’ Pirate Bay http://ff.im/-49RoX [#]

twitter: What Causes Gray Hair? http://ff.im/-49RoZ [#]

twitter: Sam Kinison about world hunger (1st Letterman appearance) http://ff.im/-49Rp3 [#]

twitter: Infographic: all US one-time expenditures vs the bailout http://ff.im/-49RoW [#]

twitter: Move to Where The Food Isn’t http://ff.im/-49Rp4 [#]

twitter: Microcontroller cheat sheet http://ff.im/-49RoY [#]

twitter: Niiice @arguschung Fried chicken and eggo waffles. nom [#]

twitter: I can appreciate the twitter idiots who make their username so spammy that I do not even have to look at their profile and history block [#]

twitter: @imaje WOW and SEXY! She’s so HAWT zOMG @melissahot69 can I get your number baby? WTF Fake Accounts followers lame smile [#]

twitter: RT @LeoLaporte:"Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough." John Houston, in Chinatown. [#]

twitter: Would I be out of line getting the apartment complex gardeners the black and decker 18v cordless lawn care system for Xmas in July? noise [#]

twitter: Pixar’s heart is Up where it should be, grants dying girls wish, keeps DVD. Get ready for a tear or two, I was misty eyed. http://tr.im/p0Vs [#]

twitter: Up http://ff.im/-4a5A7 [#]

twitter: @Google adds Persian (Farsi) to it’s translation abilities. Iran Election http://tr.im/p1eg [#]

twitter: OK so when @Google decides to setup it’s micro messaging system, the universal translation will be built in. FTW unstoppable babelfish [#]

twitter: Class R (Revenue) Stock: A New Class of Investment? http://ff.im/-4ajjb [#]

twitter: The Young Entrepreneur Stereotype Bites the Dust http://ff.im/-4ajja [#]

twitter: Florida town orders employees to wear underwear and cover wounds http://ff.im/-4ao7z [#]

twitter: @Mightygnu what’d you eat? sick barf vomit [#]

twitter: German developing gold dispensing vending machine (AP) http://ff.im/-4aNe0 [#]

twitter: Photo http://ff.im/-4aNdZ [#]

twitter: @OctEgon ooof. [#]

twitter: I could use some more non-dark t-shirts now that summer is deciding to visit. clothing wishlist todo [#]

twitter: Most Recent Mugshot http://ff.im/-4bYFO [#]

twitter: Oh look hay, it’s I hate gardener Friday! Please someone pass law which bans gas/methanol/ethanol/etc/bio-diesel powered leaf blowers. [#]

twitter: What do I do @cesarmillan? Drain the pool or call you! lol [#]

twitter: I don’t receive VOIP calls very often, but when I do, the privacy screening I setup really gets in the way of my usage lazy asterisk fail [#]

twitter: They want to play PayPal! RT @atul:Twitter Plans to Offer Shopping Advice and Easy Purchasing – Bits Blog – NYTimes.com http://ff.im/-4c0ub [#]

twitter: @Mightygnu so that’s what got ya, darn GF tried to kill you with her baking obsession and raw cookie dough. lol [#]

twitter: I’m friggin choking on leaf blower fumes over here. jeez [#]

twitter: http://song.ly/e26r Lykke Li – Breaking It Up (Punks Jump Up Remix) remix [#]

twitter: RT @swedishbakery: http://song.ly/dz2e Zero 7 – Everything Up (Zizou) (Mock & Toof Remix) [#]

twitter: .@docwho76 I saw the Reverse 911 the other night. It works based on addresses impacted. Living in the OC I added myself, wondering… [#]

twitter: what size or type of disaster will cause a alerts to me. I’d also be interested in seeing what addresses have highest reverse 911 activity [#]

twitter: @arguschung what kind? i haz several types n types of the aging standard of working order. [#]

twitter: @docwho76 shrug, tsunami, 9.0 earthquke, nuclear winter, terrorist threats, freeway collapse/shutdown, bio threats, swine flu to name a few. [#]

twitter: @routerguy getting photos printed for free is one thing, but shipping/handling and making UPS richer doesn’t help my wallet. Free shipping [#]

twitter: @routerguy oooooh CVS Free Photo deal FTW now to dig up 50 pictures I want. Or figure out how to make an Art collage 7×7 square, hmm [#]

twitter: RT @swedishbakery: @westrom loves the pumping tech-house with a fat bassline! http://song.ly/cwnm Brian Thomas – The Drop (Kid Blue Remix) [#]

twitter: interesting @pingfm seems to have lost a tweet about 2 hours and 23m ago as it’s not in @twitter and is everywhere else? http://tr.im/p7gw [#]

twitter: About to get mail…YAP YAP YAP YAP! Look out the window, oh it’s the bitch who walks dogs off leash. So I called Prado again about her. [#]

twitter: If I were to walk Negative around the complex off leash, and let him bark wildly at anything he saw around here I’d get plenty of shit I bet [#]

twitter: I’d really like to live somewhere that doesn’t let the dog owners be douchebags like that. Small Dogs are still dogs, barking, running off [#]

twitter: Alas I highly doubt there is any kind of an apartment complex in California which has some kind of test about your dog handling abilities : [#]

twitter: Look, 2x 1.3 watts LED light bulbs for $9 and Imagine all of the Power, energy, waste of resources you can Save http://tr.im/p7kw [#]

twitter: .@bewareofscams yep. fucking bastards need to catch some kind of swine flu aids while they use their red time weeks. timeshares [#]

twitter: I hate my hyphenated last name because when I move, the USPS basically requires me to submit my change of address twice. parenting [#]

twitter: @bewareofscams well, considering I still see TSonly ads on TV for it, then yes. people are idiots and sheep and if its on TV it’s TRUE [#]